You can relax, Colleen and Eric have a podcast. The world is scary and we're locked in our home,

but now we have to take my course. You can relax that the name of our podcast.

Hello everyone, welcome to Relax the Podcast. I'm Colleen Ballinger and Eric's not with me right now,

and you might hear the sounds of other people around me because I'm currently in an airport.

I am stranded in an airport in Denver, Colorado, and I was supposed to fly home and get home around noon today,

and then Eric and I were going to record the podcast, but my flight's got delayed and I'm stuck here until very late.

And so it looks like Eric and I will be separated during the hours that we would normally record.

So we're going to try to split it up. When I asked on Twitter what we should do, a lot of you said,

Eric should do his own episode. I think Eric would never be willing to be on the internet again if I made him do like an hour and a half

episode by himself. That would be his worst nightmare. So I think I could convince him to do a couple segments by himself,

but probably not the whole thing. So look forward to hopefully hearing Eric talk alone on the podcast for hopefully a few segments on this episode.

But this first segment will be me alone. And yes, I'm talking quietly and I hope it's not too weird or gross for you to listen to me talking in like a whispered manner.

But I'm in like a little lounge area in the airport and no one is really talking. It's just like a lot of businessmen in suits.

And so I feel very uncomfortable and awkward speaking at full volume. So I'm trying to be respectful, respectful of everybody else.

But who knows, I might get really loud right now because I'm extremely tired.

It only slept a couple hours and we had a long day of delays. We had to wake up at 530 to get to the airport.

And then everything got delayed. And now we're not even going to get home till very late tonight. So I'm tired.

So I might be quick to get upset. But also the thing I'm about to discuss with you guys for my relax today. It might give me heated.

All right, I'm a little heated and I've got a bone to pick with you guys.

So unfortunately for you, a lot of you are going to groan and be frustrated with me. You're actually, you know what?

I'm going to say you're very lucky that I'm stuck in an airport where I have to be quiet because I'm skewed.

You're very, you're coughing. I don't know if you could even hear that, but there was coughing. Anyway, you're very lucky that we are stuck in an airport because if we weren't, I'd probably start yelling.

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