Welcome to Soka 101, the podcast where we scratched the soccer riches.

You never knew you had.

This listener is a very, very special episode, our 1001st episode, but you knew that because you probably recently

listened to our 100th episode. This is a part two of our Centurion Extravaganza. Extravaganza,

where we are defining 101 important soccer terms.

So if for some reason this is your first Soccer 101 episode, maybe just jump back one episode in the feed for the first part.

My name is Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today, we have Taylor Rockwell.

Hello, sir.

Hello.

Graham Rothman, hello. Good dude.e lowry hot dogs dogs oh ryan that's so dangerous what you're doing we you seem to at the end of the last episode

it was quite we have we've gamified this glossary listener if you listen to the air part one you

will know that and you've got 30 seconds to define these terms. By the end of it, Joe, you seem to just be saying the word hot dogs a lot? Yeah, I think that's pretty much what happened. If anyone listened, they already know that, though. I'm going to, my vow, gentlemen, for this episode is to say hot dogs just a little bit less. It's going to be difficult, but I'm

going to try. You're already struggling with that. Yeah. He's already like eight times. Good stuff.

Okay. Okay. Speaking of struggling, though, this is a very special episode because it's 101.

It's also very special because I plan to spend most of it tracking Ryan's battery on his laptop,

because at some point he's going to have to plug in and maybe electrocute himself.

Ryan, where are we on the battery situation?

Yeah, my battery is at 13% listener.

Due to the unique way in which my home in Italy is wired, many of the outlets,

they make my computer shock me. So if I plug it in his room, it shocks me,

so I can't touch it. So there's a lot of fun things going on in this episode, should we say.

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