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101: No Such Thing As A Giant Robot Michael Jackson

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2016

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hedgehogs climbing walls, robots roaming deserts and cows wearing bras.

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0:00.0

I'm not sure if I can do it.

0:04.5

I'm not sure if I can do it.

0:08.5

I'm not sure if I can do it.

0:12.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast.

0:17.6

This week coming to you from the Birmingham Mac, my name is Dan Shriver,

0:21.0

and please welcome to the stage. It's the three regular elves, Andy Murray,

0:24.5

Anich Zinsky and James Harkin.

0:33.0

And once again, we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts

0:37.5

from the last seven days and in no particular order, here we go.

0:41.0

Starting with you, James Harkin.

0:43.3

Okay, my fact this week is that in 2005, there were plans to make a 50-foot tall robot Michael Jackson

0:51.8

that would roam around the Nevada desert.

0:56.8

How, how, how, how advanced were these plans?

1:01.3

They were pretty advanced.

1:03.3

Michael Jackson was going to do a residency in Vegas and they wanted to advertise it.

1:07.3

And this was their big idea. They were going to do a massive robot.

1:10.8

He was going to wander around the desert. He was going to fire lasers out of his eye.

1:15.8

And the idea is as you were flying into, to Vegas Airport, the first thing you see when you came into Vegas

1:21.3

was a massive Michael Jackson.

1:23.3

Well, this was a couple of months after he had been acquitted on charges of child molestation.

1:27.8

And for some reason, raising money was a problem for this project.

1:33.3

I think then they scaled down a bit, didn't they?

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