Welcome to Feathers in My Hair, an emotionally broken Psycho's Patreon exclusive.

Join me for the Ultimate Team Mom Deep Dye.

This is more than just a recap show.

I'll scour the internet to bring you all the best drama that MTV didn't air.

From police reports to deleted tweets, I've got the details on all the

fights, breakups, and arrests of our favorite MTV train racks. If you think the moms bring the

drama on TV, just wait until you hear what really happened. I'm your host, Liz Bentley.

Hello, everyone.

First of all, Merry Christmas.

Uh, Christmas is in, what, two days?

Hope everyone has a great Christmas if you celebrate.

Second of all, this is going to be the last pod of 2018.

I'm going to take off next week.

I know, but I promise you all are also, wow, I cannot speak. You will all survive. As you know, I take very few weeks off. So just bear with me, but I'm going to give myself a nice little break. I have off work. Weirdly, my job works on the 24th, and we're going to work a

half day on Monday, and then I've off the 25th and the 26th. I don't know. So I just want to,

like, actually enjoy my time off and my days off and not worry about a podcast. So, yeah,

I'm thrilled for that. So, yeah, as I said, I will be off next week.

You don't miss me much. I want to start off this pod by saying that former guests of the pod,

Jess, who, if you will remember, her dog George barked through our podcast. And she was on my Jersey City episode where the four of us talked

is literally giving birth to a baby right now. I am waiting with bated breaths on updates.

She's part of my teen mom group chat. So I mean, it's not a team mom group chat. It's our

best friendship group chat now., I mean, it's not a team mom group chat. It's our best friendship

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