And the I'm going to do. So, Welcome back to On the Record, we are the two micsics this is our ever growing podcast series

yeah we started off as a sort of elaboration on going to New York last year yes so

it's now taking on life it's certainly has we've got more and more people listening

yeah we've well past three million listens now. I think we're heading towards 3.5 million. Right. We'll let you know when we passed that particular landmark. We certainly will. Now what's going on in Porky? Well let me tell you right. You know if I was Japanese or I was living in Japan now I could make a really good living maybe you could as well.

Do you know what the fastest growing industry in Japan is?

What is the fastest growing industry in Japan?

Middle-aged men in Japan have begun offering their advice for hire in a bid to

regain individuals masculinity.

So all these people...

Well, I see I become like a guru.

You've become a guru.

But you've got to be over 50. So you got be in your 50s yeah yeah so you've got

be in your 50s and what happens is the the general feeling in Japan is that man's lost his

masculinity that he's not macho enough anymore. You know James Bond film that was shot in Japan?

Oh yeah. Remember you only lived twice was it? Was it you only? Yeah I think so yeah yeah.

I'm not sure I don't remember that one. Yeah, I think it was quite near the duckel.

Yeah, James Bond and his Japanese equivalent were lying in all these baths.

Was this the Stiln't collary one?

Shuncklerary one, yeah.

And they were lying in the baths,

they were being sponged down by the geishagirls and all.

I know over that one all that well.

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