And the So, So, This is on the record and we are the two mics.

Welcome. First of all, let me introduce you to the star of the show,

Mr. Mike, Porky Perry.y Perry well co-star I would say

very generous of the reason you're the star of this particular show is because this is

asked Porky I know but somebody's got to ask well that's true I mean it should be

answer porky shouldn't it really? Well no because the questions are asked by the

audience right? Oh that's right, yeah. And they've been through yourself of

course. In there, but by there thousands, well they have tweeted us. Yes. They have sent this messages on Facebook.

And you are the conduit?

I'm not necessarily the conduit, but I certainly will be asking the questions.

Yeah, good, good.

If that's all right with you.

And I will give the answers.

And you will give the answers now.

We can kick off straight away for the question from Alex, who is asking this.

Porky, I am double booked and have to lie to get out of going to a wedding, but I'm not a very good liar.

Can you give me some tips about how I should construct the perfect lie

and please give an example of the best one you've ever come up with?

Well it depends what you double booked in. I mean if this is your mate's wedding, you should go to your

mates wedding. If it's a family wedding.

But it might be your sort of spouses of friends wedding

well it might be your girlfriend trying to get to a wedding or something like that

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