# 101 How Do I Get My Needy Friend Off My Back?

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🗓️ 28 August 2018

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Jordana and Aleen are back to wrap up the summer. Labor Day is approaching and so is Jordana’s birthday. She seems utterly unphased by the thought of turning 29. At 6:20 they break down Sunday’s HBO lineup with a recap of “Sharp Objects” and “Insecure”. They both feel that “Sharp Objects” was a little disappointing leaving many questions unanswered, but “Insecure” was hilarious and keeps getting better. At 17:35 a listener asks how to set boundaries for an extremely overbearing friend that is being too extra. At 23:35 a listener asks how to help a depressed friend take steps to get her out of her rut. At 27:55 they play games including “Would You Rather?” only be able to take a sh*t in a gas station bathroom or lose your index finger? Have a toxic relationship with your mother, your daughter or your BFF? Give up sex for the rest of your life or eat only vegetables for the rest of your life? This episode was brought to you in partnership with Three Olives Vodka. Enjoy Responsibly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:35.2	Hi everyone. Welcome to Batch Slapped. I'm Aileen. And I'm Jordana.
0:40.4	Hello Jordana. Hello Aileen. Jordana, you were so great yesterday at the U-Up Live show.
0:46.6	Thank you. I'm so much fun. And thank you for anyone who came out.
0:50.8	Yeah, everyone who was there was amazing. There was two shows. I'm so much better at
0:54.8	bragging about it than you. There were two fully sold out shows. We had Michelle Wolfe
0:59.7	at the second show. She was hysterical. She was very funny. She was very funny.
1:04.4	I'm a taillain who did a great here nightly and Barbara Corcoran in question.
1:08.4	It was so so so good. The second show was wild. Yeah.
1:12.6	People were wasted. I thought the fight was going to break out between Jared. Either Jared,
1:18.1	that girl and then Michelle Wolfe. I felt kind of bad because like I was like, should I break
1:22.8	this up or should I just say you're laughing? There was this one girl. First of all, Jared was
1:28.8	calling her angry girl. And she was kind of... And she was like, well, you know what, I'm from
1:34.7	Staten Island. And then I thought, and then she got up really fast after Jared moved on to
1:39.6	the next person. I thought she went to go beat up Michelle Wolfe in the bathroom. Oh my god.
1:44.7	We're gonna got it. So I ran into the bathroom to see where everyone wants to make sure everything
1:48.4	was cooked. Yeah, everyone is fine. I overreacted you. You're like sober monitor. I was not really.
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