Welcome to Seltzer Squad, the podcast about staying sober in the city with your host, Kate Sander and Jess Valentine.

Hey guys, Kate here.

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Seltzer Squad for a free month. You'll thank us later. Hi, Jess. Hey, Kate. Kate is already laughing.

I'm so excited. Yeah. Why are you excited? Hot mess part whatever. I think we are going to read

like three. This is the third hot mess ho-down. This is Hot mess part whatever. I think we are going to read some more submissions from.

This is the third hot mess.

Ho-down.

These are my favorites.

I feel like these are my favorites.

You asked me in the last episode, the 100th episode, what my favorite episode was.

And I was like, I was like, I don't know.

But I feel like the hot mess ones are.

Bring a little levity.

We laugh the most we need we need this

sometimes okay all right do you want to start do you want me to start i'm going to start okay okay

this is just one of many hot mess stories i have from a anyway a few years ago my friend and i

decided to get start getting drunk while we were in a Walmart to kick off the night.

We bought Red Solo Cups and then went into the store bathroom and started pouring shots of fireball.

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