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🗓️ 1 February 2017
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Mandatory Annual Spring Cleaning Day is coming. Here are the guidelines for the new municipal landfill facility.
This episode was co-written with Brie Williams.
Weather: "Letters" by Lera Lynn. leralynn.com
Music: Disparition, disparition.info.
Logo: Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com.
Produced by Night Vale Presents. Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.
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1:30.0 | Despite an extensive public outreach campaign, there is still some confusion over which items are |
1:46.4 | accepted at the New Landfill facility that opened this fall in the Berista district. To replace |
1:51.8 | the old, outdated Landfill facility, also located in the Berista district. Mandatory annual spring |
1:59.0 | cleaning days just around the corner, so it's imperative that all citizens know how to properly |
2:04.4 | dispose of the wreckage of their lives. I have some guidelines from the Sanitation Department, |
2:10.4 | received via the pneumatic tube that I discovered beneath the floorboards of my office, |
2:15.6 | under layers of cement bricks, chains, and padlocks, as if someone wanted to keep it sealed forever. |
2:23.3 | But before we get to that, the Lost and Found. A cell phone has been found in the drainage ditch |
2:30.6 | on drainage ditch road. It contains no phone numbers or contact info, but there is a series of |
2:36.9 | photos in the camera that I will now describe so that the owner might recognize it. |
2:42.6 | Photo 1 A close-up of what looks like charred bone. Photo 2 |
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