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Hello everyone, welcome to the show.

Ellis and John here with you beforehand, fun show today.

Lots of great chat.

And thank you very much for your emails,

especially on the topic of having to break into your own house.

This is from Ross, and he's explaining how when he was eight

and his brother was three, his parents,

in order to stop them looking at their presence before Christmas locked the living room door.

And he says,

Once all the stocking presence had been opened,

we went downstairs to get breakfast and eventually opened the bigger presence under the tree.

My dad fetched the key to open the door, but a lass it did not open.

He tried again and nothing happened.

He tried one more time and snapped, the key broke in the lock.

At this point, my mum starts to get flustered.

My brother and I getting agitated,

and everyone starts crying and yelling,

we're not going to get our presence.

Christmas is cancelled.

Obviously, it's Christmas day, so there are no services open to help prize the door.

So eventually, my mum says to my dad that he has to go and get the fire fighters.

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