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🗓️ 23 June 2025
⏱️ 84 minutes
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0:00.0 | Your the mouth. |
0:20.0 | Gentlemen, the time has come to discuss a matter of great importance. |
0:24.8 | I don't know if you're aware of this, but one of the great issues of our time is laid before our fingertips. |
0:31.5 | It is now, more so than ever, that we, we strong few, we wizened men, must give our takes on the most pressing thing happening in our reality right now. |
0:43.9 | And that thing is, why don't they make the princess movies good like I want them to be good? |
0:50.9 | I want the princess movies to be better. |
0:53.4 | No, I want to do a character opening. |
0:54.8 | Hi, it's me, Mulan. |
0:58.2 | Hi, everybody. |
0:59.3 | It's me, Mulan. |
1:01.3 | Disney's famous Mulan. |
1:02.9 | Holden, are you in a Disney live action adaptation right now |
1:06.3 | because your performance was insanely wooden and awkward? |
1:10.3 | Yeah, dude. |
1:11.4 | I feel so stiff from just watching dead-eyed lions talk to each other or a horribly |
1:20.3 | miscast, uh, wicked witch, uh, or any of the other bizarre, just flat as fuck performances |
1:29.2 | compared to, you know, completely impossible to, you know, |
1:34.5 | kind of recreate the beautiful, hand-drawn animation of the classic times. |
1:41.1 | But I'm an old. |
1:42.5 | Yeah, Holden, yeah. |
1:43.9 | I mean, you can have your opinion, but a billion dollars is a billion dollars. |
1:49.5 | And most of these movies have made a billion dollars. |
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