100k Things feat. Dana Beers - A New Untold Story: Ep. 471

A New Untold Story

Barstool Sports

Comedy, Improv

5 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0	I could probably rifle off almost every Game of Thrones house. Mm-hmm. How many is that? Game of Thrones characters. Some dude. Don't do that. Don't do that. I'm offering. Did you just say something that only adds up to 13? You say only 13? You ignorant fuck? Like that is not even close. The major houses. Major houses, the major lords. I'm not doing major, dude. I'm doing all of them.
0:22.3	Oh, so what?
0:22.8	You can name 50?
0:24.3	Yeah. That's nothing. No, we can't 50s. Listen, we can't poo poo 50. That's something. Boys, I've talked to MOOC about this. If we have one thing left, I'm sorry, I'm chewing.
0:38.2	Chew away.
0:48.2	If we're in here for three straight days and have one thing left and it's taking us hours and hours to think of it, one of us has to bite the bullet.
0:51.2	What does that mean?
0:52.4	Somebody's got to say it. Dana's the blackest. Dana, if we're down to two, if we're down to two. Dana can say it. No, I can't. Yeah, you can. You're Egyptian. I definitely can't. They say it all the time there. I've heard you say it. Do they? No, I don't talk to. Stop. Don't do this. Dude, did you see there was like a news clip that came out.
1:13.3	A middle school boy from West Virginia, somebody was recording his Xbox live.
1:17.4	He said it 2,500 times in two hours.
1:20.8	And then they made a graphic.
1:23.3	That's had to be all he said.
1:25.3	Yeah, right.
1:26.8	Some filler words. Maybe. Yeah, right. Some filler words.
1:27.9	Maybe.
1:29.2	Yeah, so, here.
1:32.0	You'll be just say.
1:33.1	No, you're just going to say, no, that's a new untold story.
1:37.2	Hey, is that story old or told?
1:39.2	No, baby.
1:42.4	That's a new untold story.
1:48.0	A new untold story A new untold story It's a fresh big untold story, episode 471.
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