1006: Future Farmers, Well-Being, & Haunted Houses
The Brain Candy Podcast
Susie Meister PhD & Sarah Rice AMFT
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Sarah is getting excited for her farming future since she's decided to pivot away from snow (since there doesn't appear to be any in Denver anymore). We are comparing notes about the ridiculous pick-up lines we've heard recently, and Susie's theory that men are getting worse at lines designed to flirt. Susie is still trying to get Sarah to come up with her list of non-negotiable things that she requires to feel comfortable (like Susie's list of 5 w's), but we think we've finally got a complete picture. We learn about the "great unwanting," and why some people think Gen Z is not having good sex. We discuss the keys to happiness, and find out the list that scientists have determined are the trick to well-being. Sarah explains what causes a house to be haunted (and it's not ghosts).
00:00 - From Airport Signs to Future Farm Living
08:56 - Saving Money and Spotting Bad PickUp Lines
19:37 - Essential 'P's for Life and Cozy Earth Comforts
20:54 - Doom Scrolling, Bad Sex, and Skin Longevity
35:36 - Unlocking Happiness: A Scientific Look at Well-Being
46:28 - The Science Behind Spooky Vibes and Energetic Echoes
55:30 - Why Women Love Shopping (and Men Should Shush)
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| 0:00.0 | Hi. |
| 0:04.5 | Breaking Hany podcast. |
| 0:08.0 | It's like 1,0006. |
| 0:12.2 | It sounds like a year. |
| 0:13.6 | It's starting to sound like years. |
| 0:15.5 | Year of our Lord. |
| 0:17.0 | 1006. |
| 0:18.6 | Our Lord, Mr. Rogers. |
| 0:20.2 | And Savior. |
| 0:21.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:22.6 | How's Lou? |
| 0:23.6 | Oh, I am so good. |
| 0:25.0 | I am so happy and my heart is so full because my sweet baby angel has returned to me. |
| 0:32.7 | That's so great. |
| 0:33.7 | That was a long separation. |
| 0:35.2 | It was the longest we've ever gone. |
| 0:37.2 | Ew. And basically in lesbian years, in lesbian, like, years. It's like you got a divorce. Yeah, that was basically like we were separated for like 10 years. You know, now I can reference it. You know, an interstellar when they go to the planet and one year on that planet is really seven years? Yes. It's like I was on that planet. Mm-hmm. |
| 0:55.2 | Yep. |
| 0:56.0 | It is like that. |
| 0:57.4 | Man, my heart is so full now that I get to reference interstellar, too. |
| 1:01.2 | So many reasons to be happy. |
| 1:03.0 | Well, everybody should probably know that we did create a new bit privately, Sarah and I, |
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