1003. Queen Of Spades
The Luis and Zac Show
GaS Digital Network
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2023
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Luis J. Gomez, Zac Amico and Paco are together on the road and discuss Paco dealing with Zac's terrible snoring and night terrors, why Luis might be banned from Mohegan Sun, what kinds of behaviors can get you kicked out of a hotel, Zac teaching Paco wrestling moves, going to the Michael Jordan Steakhouse (which isn't owned by Michael Jordan) and other restaurants names after famous people, Zac's knuckle tattoo idea, Luis' most douchey tattoo, what Paco's first tattoo would be, getting casino drunk, how to not suck at karaoke and so much more!
(Air Date: May 29th, 2023)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I have a Dushitatu that's in the same vein. |
| 0:02.2 | King clubs, right? |
| 0:03.0 | Yeah, but you know why? |
| 0:04.1 | Because I'm the king of clubs. |
| 0:06.6 | Ooh! |
| 0:07.1 | And I got it, not before I started doing comedy. |
| 0:11.2 | I got it when I was selling comedy club tickets. |
| 0:13.9 | Ooh! |
| 0:14.7 | Ooh! |
| 0:16.7 | That's why your ex has the Queen of Spades. |
| 0:21.2 | Fill her up! |
| 0:22.2 | You're listening to the gas digital network. |
| 0:31.0 | What up, motherfuckers? |
| 0:34.0 | It's the real-ass podcast, it's your boy Louis Shaco, man. |
| 0:37.0 | We're at my last night, real-ass dude. |
| 0:39.0 | Ultimate minority, joint-get-of-comedy. |
| 0:41.0 | I got a lot of names. |
| 0:42.0 | International Superstar Zach Domingo. |
| 0:43.0 | Hey, nobody. |
| 0:44.0 | He's funny. He's a psycho. He's a real-ass dude. |
| 0:46.0 | I was double-team in this chick with her husband. |
| 0:48.0 | Now he's selling coke in heaven. |
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