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The Brain Candy Podcast

1001: Whale Birth, Chess Cheating, & Seagull Prevention

The Brain Candy Podcast

Susie Meister PhD & Sarah Rice AMFT

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4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

We are loving season two of Jury Duty, Company Retreat, and we talk about how the show does an amazing job at casting their unsuspecting foils. Susie has an update on the anal bead scandal that rocked the chess world, and why it turns out the rumor has an unlikely origin. We celebrate the incredible Artemis II crew, and their incredible mission to space (and also how hot they all are). We discuss the Moriah Wilson documentary about the murder of the gravel cyclist by a jealous woman, and how we never get sick of analyzing the unhinged behavior of sociopaths. Scientists were able to watch a sperm whale birth, and made some shocking revelations about how it happens, why it's similar to humans, and why it was a mystery until now. We find out about a surprising trick to keeping seagulls away from your food that scholars recently discovered.


00:00 - Kicking Off the Episode with Golden Girls Dreams

04:39 - Unpacking the Genius Casting of Jury Duty's Company Retreat

20:50 - Balancing Hormones with Veracity Cortisol Calming Supplement & Celebrating the Hot and Humble Artemis Il Crew

27:50 - Analyzing Sociopathic Behavior in the Moriah Wilson Murder

34:23 - Shocking Revelations from the First Observed Sperm Whale Birth

43:23 - Squarespace: Your All-in-One Platform for Online Presence

45:04 - Navigating Relationship Gaps with Disney Adults and Fandoms

55:51 - The Surprising Trick to Keeping Seagulls Away from Food

01:01:56 - Episode Recap and Effortless Style with Stitch Fix


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Breaking a podcast!

0:04.5

Whoa!

0:05.8

Where are you?

0:06.3

It's a new day.

0:08.6

It's a new day.

0:10.7

Should we just start saying like one instead of like $1,000?

0:14.0

Yeah, 1001?

0:15.0

What do I look like?

0:18.4

1001.

0:19.4

That is, we got a lot.

0:21.6

It's a mouthful.

0:22.7

Yeah.

0:23.5

Who needs it?

0:24.8

Episode one, take two.

0:29.5

One part, like, you know, the second.

0:31.7

1.2.0.

0:32.5

Yes.

0:34.1

The sequel.

0:35.6

Yes, episode one, the sequel.

0:37.8

Welcome to the show, everyone.

0:39.2

Lou and Lou are here.

0:40.5

That's right.

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