$1000 UBER EATS MUKBANG (ft. Delivery Guy)

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

From massive burgers to fancy desserts, mystery snacks, and way too much food, this is the biggest delivery order we’ve ever attempted and we’re eating EVERYTHING on camera. The Uber driver had no idea what was coming, but when we invited him to sit and eat with us, the vibes went from hilarious to legendary real fast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Get a free bet when you bet five pounds every week of the Premier League season and a big boost every day.
0:06.1	That's satisfaction from Labbrooks.
0:08.0	And for extra satisfaction, here's the D's D's and C's garage style.
0:11.0	18 plus 1st of September to 24th of May.
0:13.4	Opting weekly.
0:14.4	Selecting Premier League markets.
0:17.2	Match one free bet per week.
0:18.8	Values vary.
0:23.1	Restrictions and D&Cs apply Daily arts boosts
0:25.6	TNCs on labbrooks.com
0:27.8	Gamblingware.org
0:29.8	Come in, shoes off.
0:31.9	What's the way, fun?
0:33.2	Most stream the new series I'm binging.
0:34.7	Please, can we listen to something that isn't Christmas music?
1:28.2	Can you have such a chance of D-froster turkey quickly? Everyone, we're going to video call Auntie Audrey now. Mom, Joe's talking to telly again. Can we share a video with a dog in his outfit? Hosting this Christmas, you need the UK's best broadband technology. E.E. does more. Full fibre is the UK's most reliable broadband technology. Ofcom's broadband terminology research March 2023. Verify at E.e. Dockett. What if they'll deliver 100 hamburgers? Chad, let's start low, bro. No, I think I'll order 70 hamburgers. Okay, one of our orders is on its way. Oh! Come in, man. We need you for a skit. Give me money. I eat all ice cream if you want. Hi, Max, do you like to do the intro please? I don't wanna. I have aid. Scott, can I have a shot? Speaking of shots, I got a gift for you. This arrived in our PO box. It might have anthrax in it, but let's try it.
1:29.5	Ah. Who was it from, Scott?
1:30.4	Matthias.
1:35.2	Matthias. We have a P.O. box. We've had one for weeks, and it's just the one guy sending us alcohol.
1:39.4	This is a 50% alcohol ratio, which means it's flammable.
1:44.2	Why does it smell just like cola? That sounds. That's not the alcohol. The alcohol is here. That's chase. Okay.
1:45.1	Are you brain dead?
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