1000-lb Brothers

Good Guys

Dear Media

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Mazel Morons! This week, we’re diving straight into the DRAMA- AKA, Josh showed up in shorts and OH BOY does he have a reason. While Josh is busy missing fabric on the lower part of his leg, Ben is missing the lox on his Hampton’s bagel and shares a Popeye’s sauce review that gets surprisingly emotional. We fantasize about how we’d go about consuming 10,000 calories in a day, becoming the next 1000-lb sisters, and touring America’s worst cities (shoutout Dayton!) We’re giving updates on our babies, missed opportunities, “self care”, and the shocking rise of serial killer baby names. Plus, we answer YOUR speak pipes about Labubus and good old fashioned payback. But whatever you do, watch your step- there’s carbonara on the floor. What are ya nuts?! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: Applebee’s iconic 2 for $25 deal is back featuring their NEW Chicken Parmesan Fettuccine and NEW Big Bangin’ Burger. You can get 1 appetizer and 2 entrees for $25 Function is offering 160+ Lab Tests for $365 to anyone who signs up between July 7th and July 11th. To learn more and get started, visit www.functionhealth.com/GOODGUYS Head to ByHeart.com and use code GOODGUYS30 to save 30% off your first subscription order for a limited time. Right now, ButcherBox is offering our listeners $20 off their first box and free protein for a year Go to goodwipes.com/goodguys to snag a free pack of Goodwipes. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a Dear Media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.3	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts?
0:24.3	Yeah, we're the good guys. They're not the great guys. We're just so good or good, good guys.
0:32.6	Mazumorons, welcome back to the Good Guys podcast. I'm sitting here with my co-host Ben Soffern.
0:37.3	I'm sitting here with my co-host, Ben Soffern. I'm sitting here with my co-host, the gorgeous bare-leg, Josh Peck. Do tell Josh, God, you're looking so leggy. I've never seen these legs look like this before. What's going on? You're looking like me. I know. And it kills me. No. It's unacceptable. It's unacceptable. That's Chrissy D's joke. By the way, Chrissy D. Ledge. Legend in the biz. Not a good friend. I thought we were. I won't say that. Definitely not. Just an acquaintance that if he wanted to pursue a more formal relationship with me, I would be open.
1:12.1	But for me to call him a close personal friend would not be true.
1:15.6	No, you should not be sending him your best bereavement notices when you think that his father,
1:21.3	who's very much alive, has sadly passed.
1:24.3	That was so nuts of me.
1:26.1	Like, top five most nuts things I've ever done. Nuts.
1:30.3	What was I thinking? You thought that his father passed away from an Instagram post and you
1:35.8	reached out, which is nice. I did reach out. If you haven't listened to this episode,
1:40.6	you should go back. You should honestly listen to all of them. I'm not even going to tell you
1:43.7	what episode it's in. Listen to all of them. I'm not even going to tell you what episode it's in.
1:44.5	Listen to all of them and find the story. But yes, I saw Chrissy Dee posted something about his father. He did, in my defense, make it seem like his dad had passed. So I reached out and I said, I'm so sorry to hear that your father passed, wishing you well. And he said, dude, my dad's alive. And I was like, oh.
1:42.6	Then what did you say?
1:44.2	Oh, no.
1:45.0	I don't, oh.
2:02.7	Then what did you say?
2:03.6	Oh, no.
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