Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Manful Mark consult his guru and dishes out a disclaimer as they discuss the fountain of youth.

Wet Wade has crazy canines, gets banished for boobology,

and periodically pieces out.

Blissful barb likes creamy nuts,

has an ocular accident, suggests a solution and slams the sub-med it.

From idolatry to spray and prey, heh, yes!

It's time for 1,000 hour energy now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show

The third best kind of sub.

I think Mikey Ds was a, or Mike, Jersey, never mind.

Mike, Mike, Mike,

so someone's porn name?

This episode sponsored by Mikey D's. Okay man, all right.

Giving it to you hard and fast anytime you want it anywhere you want it. Mikey D's always got your back.

You know what my favorite thing to get at Mikey D's is?

They're like the honey roasted nuts. I love Mikey D's nuts. Oh man those are the best.

Mikey D's always a smooth finish. Almost creamy. Wade you're not really pulling your weight on this ad read here.

Oh, uh, if you like anything.

Editor zoom in on his face.

Why?

I don't know, I thought something was wrong.

That's just how it always is.

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