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. All right, here we are the 100th episode of Misery Love Company.

Whoopty, what's he do?

What's he do?

Hoopsy, hooray!

Brian's here.

I got him a kazoo because I know he loves kazzoos. I like putting things in my mouth. Oh! I couldn't get mine to work. We're here with Tim Gage. Tim Gage is, uh... Tim Gage doesn't drink. You haven't had a drink in how long? That's a good question. Probably about maybe 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. Brian, why's the last time you had a drink? Give me a minute. Bingo, there you go. Yay, for Maker's Mark, a new sponsor. Tim's been on the show before. He's Colin Quinn's cousin. Oh, no kidding. So I asked, I knew Colin was, uh, doing his show.

You're full of shit. You were hoping Colin would come over here, but you got stuck with me for you. He's a real get. He's a real stuff, fucker. He goes, are you going to be opening for Colin tonight? I said, no. I looked at the lineup today and I saw Colin was on, so I'm like, I figure you're here. I don't need Colin.

We don't need Colin.

It's not,

it's just,

it's show is not about,

this show is not about,

that kind of shit. saw Colin was on, so I'm like, I figure you're here. I don't need Colin. We don't need Colin.

It's not, it's not about...

This show is not about that kind of shit. What's Colin going to say anyway? All right. He's got to be... He's got to watch out what he says. Yeah, Pucks up. Yeah, I'll tell you a story. Colin can't tell. What is it? Walking down the street on Monday afternoon.

This Monday night, we just went by.

Yeah.

Okay.

I did a, uh, I did a, uh, I did a, uh, I was walking down the street on Monday afternoon. This Monday night, we just went by.

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