100. The Eugeniuz Yachtski Memorial Society Awards for Excellence in Smooth Music!

Beyond Yacht Rock

Dixon Denim Cutoffs, LLC

Music, Yachtrock, Music Commentary

5 • 892 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2019

⏱️ 102 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome to the
0:03.0	Welcome to the Ugenu Shiatzky Memorial Society Awards for Excellence in Smooth Music.
0:20.0	I'm Jeff and...
0:21.5	I'm Casey Casey, who can we expect to see tonight?
0:24.9	Darrell Hall and John Oates.
0:26.8	No?
0:27.3	Van Halen's David Lee Roth.
0:29.2	Nope.
0:29.8	Napoleon and Hitler.
0:31.5	Definitely not.
0:32.4	Okay, let's start over.
0:34.4	Welcome to the Smoothies,
0:36.5	the Eugenius Schiotsky Memorial Society Awards for Excellence in Smooth Music,
0:42.1	with appearances by J.D. Risnard, David Lyons, Hollywood Steve, and, of course, Hunter. Now,
0:52.8	please give a warm welcome to your smoothie host, the smoothest of the smooth.
0:58.4	Quincy Jones.
1:04.9	Beyond your rock.
1:09.0	All right, thank you.
1:10.8	Thank you. I am Quincy Jones. Welcome to the smoothie awards, motherfuckers.
1:16.9	You may know me as the guy who, I'm the only guy on the planet who can make that ding-dong Michael Jackson seem cool, you know?
1:24.1	He's a weirdo. He orders his Big Mac with small fries, you know, but I made that
1:29.0	motherfucker sound cool, man. You listen to Thriller. You think, man, that motherfucker likes sucking
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