#100 Mayonnaise on a Plum
The Nikki Glaser Podcast
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 September 2021
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Between you and Nikki, ok maybe keepings tabs is not a good idea but cohabitation is hard! Nikki thinks Luigi the dog is mad at her. Andrew brings up a moment he brought his girlfriend something she did not want to bed. You Heard It Here First, PSA: Stop doing things you don't want to do, but word is bond, both Mulaney and Munn deserve a pat on the back and Andrew's Weekly Sports moment gets them to realize something about condiments. Fanthrax sparks conversation about why we get out of bed, anal sex and a hypothetical question about Google searches that might kill us.
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| 0:00.0 | The Niki Glazer Podcast Here's Niki! |
| 0:10.8 | Here I am, everyone. Welcome to the show, rounding out the week with the Niki Glazer Podcast. |
| 0:15.8 | It's Thursday. Andrew's not in the room yet, but his mic is on and Luigi's sitting in his chair |
| 0:21.2 | and licking things. So if you hear a little sound, I apologize, it's Luigi. I should mute him. |
| 0:28.4 | Luigi, how are you doing? But yeah, weird vibes with you today. Just gotta say, every day is a |
| 0:34.8 | little weird, but today, especially. You know, some days you just don't vibe with your dog. You |
| 0:39.0 | guys aren't getting along. We need to go to therapy, probably. Colin, Caesar, Mulan. How's everyone |
| 0:44.4 | doing today? I am doing pretty darn good. Noah got a cat last night. So you're walking on sunshine. |
| 0:53.5 | That cat is so cute. It doesn't seem to have suffered a lot of trauma. It just seems to accept |
| 0:58.1 | its place right now. Like it's happy. Yeah, so his world is very small right now. It's just like |
| 1:04.6 | this room, but he's just taken so jealous. I'm so jealous. Nicely. He's just laying there in his |
| 1:11.3 | crate, just listening to us. I really got jealous of your cat last night when you sent me a video of it |
| 1:17.3 | drinking water and its crate because I was like, that's exactly what you like I thought. It's |
| 1:22.9 | world is so small and I was like, I want to be in a crate and like not and just have like my water |
| 1:28.4 | bowl and like sometimes someone comes and gets me who cuddles me and then puts me back and like, |
| 1:34.0 | I don't have to deal with emails and promotional videos and you know, just complaining about being |
| 1:42.2 | busy, which is like, it's a gift, honestly. But yeah, there was like I remember now that you |
| 1:49.0 | as soon as you said his world is so small, I was like, oh, that was the feeling I had last night |
| 1:53.9 | watching your cat. As you filmed it through the crate, I was just like, God, that looks so nice. |
| 1:59.4 | Do you ever want to be an animal like a cage of animal? Do you ever get jealous of animals |
| 2:06.4 | and how simple their lives are? Just from I guess I'm projecting a lot onto them, they might be |
| 2:13.2 | miserable, you don't know. Right, like it depends, like I would definitely want to be my own pet |
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