100. Marking our 100th Episode with Ken Bruce

Fortunately... with Fi and Jane

BBC

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2019

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Fi and Jane head to BBC Radio 2 to see former car hire salesman and failed accountant Ken Bruce who describes how to deal with cheats on PopMaster, how to hit the news on time and how to sex a tortoise... after they've bumped into Steve Wright on the way. Producer - JP Devlin

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds Music Radio Podcasts
0:04.9	Welcome to this week's fortunately. You join me in the shimmering foyer of BBC Radio 2
0:12.4	and millions of tuning in right now to the radio god Ken Bruce and we are gonna sneak up
0:17.8	me and my little friend and sneak up and spend a bit of a quality time with Ken.
0:21.8	At the moment my little friend this week. She hasn't arrived. No so it's you.
0:26.1	This week. Oh I'm the friend though. This is the risk she runs. If she can't get hair
0:32.0	on bloody time. She's not even be bothered. That is a diabolical liberty.
0:36.3	She's already 10 minutes late. Oh she's shit. Oh we just know we'd start.
0:42.5	Oh.
0:52.5	George Crowding. Hey hey. What do you do here at Radio 2?
0:58.0	Well I kept the Jeremy Vines show.
0:59.6	Do you get it? He's terribly trim. He is trim. Very tall and always in a good shirt.
1:06.3	When he say hi to him from Fianjay. The matrix.
1:10.0	Expression on his face. It's the one of relief that we're not coming to see him.
1:13.6	This is us. Is he good to you? Very good to me. Yes we have great fun.
1:17.9	If anything is all we good to him. We're gonna get his hair cut on Friday.
1:22.6	You're gonna get his haircut. Yes. You're going to get his hair cut.
1:26.4	A bomb is coming in. On air. We can have our own corrupted work here.
1:32.0	He's gonna have his hair cut on air. Yes. I've got other feature ideas if you need them.
1:37.3	God's that's very rare. Women in happy mood and BBC shocker.
1:42.0	We can sit here or we can sit in Steve Wright's studio.
1:45.3	No let's not be distracting. Let's just behave ourselves here.
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