100 Jokes a Day

The Gist

Peach Fish Productions

Daily News, News

4.5 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Today on The Gist, we celebrate our first year as a show! Will you tell a friend about us? Plus, Jon Macks joins us to explain which celebrities have provided the most fodder during the 22 years of jokes he's written for late night television. He's the author of Monologue: What Makes America Laugh Before Bed. For the Spiel, did ISIS attack a town in Texas? Today's sponsors: Citrix GoToMeeting. When meetings matter, millions choose GoToMeeting. Get a free 30-day trial by visiting GoToMeeting.com and clicking the "try it free" button. And: Shari's Berries. Fresh berries dipped in chocolate, starting at just $19.99 are a great last-minute gift and double your berries for just 5 bucks. Visit berries.com, click on the microphone, and use the code GIST. Join Slate Plus! Members get bonus segments, exclusive member-only podcasts, and more. Sign up for a free trial today at http://www.slate.com/gistplus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	At TFL, we're making journeys safer for everyone.
0:04.0	And that includes improving safety on London's roads.
0:07.5	That's why we and London boroughs are lowering more speed limits to 20 miles per hour.
0:12.4	Because 20 miles per hour roads have already reduced collisions resulting in deaths
0:16.7	or serious injuries by 24%.
0:19.7	That is how we're making journeys in London safer and brighter for everyone.
0:24.8	Search TFL Improvement Plan to the Maribland and TFL every journey matters.
0:54.8	Visit www.barys.com.com and visit www.barys.com.com.
1:12.8	The following podcast contains explicit language.
1:19.0	Wednesday May 5, 2015 from Slate It's the Gist I'm Mike Pasco.
1:23.8	Well, we have done it.
1:24.9	We have demonstrated our staying power, our remarkable staying power, as judged against
1:30.3	theocracy.
1:31.1	The Gist has lasted longer than 14 popes.
1:34.2	As judged against the presidency, the Gist has lasted longer than the combined tenure of
1:39.9	President Garfield and William Henry Harrison.
1:42.5	As judged against the pre-presidency of the guy on the 20th, the Gist has lasted longer
1:47.4	than Andrew Jackson's first term in the US Senate.
1:50.4	Just as lasted longer than Andrew Jackson's term as military governor of Florida.
1:54.1	The Gist has lasted longer than Andrew Jackson's record streak for not saying the word
1:58.0	afluvia.
1:59.6	As judged against civil engineering, the Gist has lasted longer than the entire lifespan
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