100- hallpasses, fake boobs, and fisting for beginners.

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Hallpasses, all in novelty, which hott celebs are your fantasy? I polled you ,weighed in, giggled and shared mine. Happy Monday freaky fam, today I wanted to discuss the frustration felt when you feel like you ARE intentional in your marriage and they still won't budge! The sex ISNT getting better, you DONT feel closer- what now? Today's listener questions include a woman who finds her husband fantasy silly, so how does she go through with it? Another man knows his wife's most powerful orgasm is on all fours with her vibrating d*ldo and he wants to re-create...-lets get honest in this answer=) One wife is insecure about her breasts post breastfeeding and not only wonders what her husband thinks regardless of his reassurance, but she also misses her full C cup and thinks about surgery...my thoughts. Last but not least a man with a dirty panty fetish, how does he tell his wife/lover?! Todays topic of the episode: FISTING. I took a course and am sharing all iv learned; from benefits, to the conversation, detailing How-To and needed aftercare. Tune in now=) Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Microdose Gummies. Go to Microdose.com to learn more and use code: HOUSEWIFE to get free shipping & 30% off your first order. Go to Manscaped.com and get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code HOUSEWIFE. Like audio erotica? Join the patreon. Sexy stories every Wednesday.

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0:00.0	You were listening to a pleasure podcast.
0:03.3	For more from our sex podcast collective,
0:05.8	visit PleasurePodcasts.com.
0:08.2	Hello, welcome, happy Monday, 100th episode, Buyakashah.
0:25.4	What was that from?
0:26.4	What was Buyakashah?
0:27.8	The Alley G show.
0:29.9	That was such a good show.
0:31.9	Any fans of the Alley G show, same guy who was Borat, then he was new here.
0:36.9	My name is Jordan, the host of the Horny Housewife.
0:39.5	I'm extra congested, but she's a podcast or gotta do her job.
0:45.4	That made me want to hit my head through the drywall.
0:47.6	If you follow me on social media, I ask to y'all to tell me your hall pass.
0:52.4	Like who is a celebrity, public figure that makes you wet or have a boner and you're like,
0:58.9	I would fuck them and I told my spouse and I'm like, that's my hall pass and they would
1:03.4	have to be like, you go fuck them, get it.
1:06.6	But this is novelty, so chill care care.
1:09.0	We're just, we're just in fantasy lands because you're not going to run into Lee and
1:14.4	Arda DiCaprio.
1:15.6	You're not going to run into him.
1:16.7	It's not going to happen and he's not going to want you if you do.
1:20.6	That's not going to happen either.
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