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The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

100 Foods to Throw in the Garbage with Megan Greenwell

The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

Defector Media

Sports, Society & Culture

4.42.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Godmother of Defector Megan Greenwell joins Drew and Roth to talk about how private equity is pervasive and bad. Also pervasive and bad are the Athletics baseball team, which they discuss in the second half of the show. But it’s not just doom and economic gloom, because this episode also has loud farts, emo cows, tight doughnuts, and Zoomers using LinkedIn. And as always, they dive into the Funbag, answering real questions from real listeners.

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Credits

- Hosts: Drew Magary & David Roth

- Producer: Eric Silver

- Editor: Brandon Grugle

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About The Show

The Distraction is Defector's flagship podcast about sports (and movies, and art, and sandwiches, and certain coastal states) from longtime writers Drew Magary and David Roth. Every week, Drew and Roth tackle subjects, both serious and impossibly stupid, with a parade of guests from around the world of sports and media joining in the fun! Roth and Drew also field Funbag questions from Defector readers, answer listener voicemails, and get upset about the number of people who use speakerphone while in a public bathroom stall. This is a show where everything matters, because everyone could use a Distraction. Head to defector.com for more info.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

We're back. We're back. It's a distraction. I'm through. That's Roth.

0:05.0

Are you doing Roth? I'm good man. How are things? You doing all right?

0:08.0

Let me tell you something. It is stag central. You're something,

0:11.0

Roth. That's right. so my daughter she graduated last week yeah

0:17.3

whatever and she she fucks off immediately after graduating she fucks off to the beach with her friends, because she never wants to see us again, right?

0:25.0

And I accept that.

0:26.0

And then my wife was like, oh, I should go to the beach and just, just, like not actually see her but just be there

0:35.5

like just in case like a bit motherly instinct right not sure about your police work there

0:40.1

but all right so she goes to the beach too but stays in a different place and brings her friend and they get shit face together and and so it's just me and the boys at home and I was like I was like you know what this is a good idea because you need a break from my

0:53.4

bullshit and I'm going to give you a little story as to why. So we're we've

0:59.0

been married for 21 years so you know you're married that long you need

1:01.6

break from one another one's to get.

1:03.1

The other night she was trying to talk to me

1:06.1

or she was telling me something and it was like

1:07.6

it was like business shit.

1:08.6

It was like, oh there's a doctor's appointment tomorrow

1:11.6

or you know you have to coordinate drop-offs with

1:14.1

you know one kid or this other kid someone's who's going to soccer

1:17.0

rights and all that stuff and while she's explaining all that I fart real out

1:21.1

to try and start good, and it's so loud that I actually missed a key detail.

1:26.9

So I say to her, I said, can you say that again?

1:29.7

Because I farted and she was like, oh my fucking God. And I was like, I was like oh my fucking God and I was like I was like hey you do it to me too like

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