I got to admit that I didn't know what I was going to tell you this, but I have been on over a hundred first dates.

And anytime I came across something that I thought wouldn't work, I would run, because I wasn't committed to her

and I knew that I could just hop back onto a dating app and find another match.

Hi everyone, welcome to another episode of Everyone's Business, but mine, with me, Cara Berry, married at first sight edition y'all.

I'm going to have to apologize if you guys reached out to me about last week's episode recap, so if you didn't know, I tapped out.

I find that post wedding, go to brunch with the family, shit, to be so not important, notness, boring, doesn't really tell us anything that we need to know.

And so I did just some mini recap, you can find that on Monday's episode.

I think it's called Welcome to Rush Talk, you think I would know the title since I'm the one who gives them the titles, but here we are.

It's called Welcome to Rush Talk, and it should be in the first third of the episode.

If you want to hear my thoughts on that, so let's talk about this episode.

We are day three into the marriage.

We are at our honeymoon in the beautiful or depending on if you ask Merla, elderly, I love Bella in the Florida Keys.

Let's start off with Rachel and Jose.

So when they wake up on the first day, Jose is like a little too excited.

I feel I think he's just like a little too invested in this relationship, and by that I mean he's just like the excitement of like, oh my gosh, we have this in common.

Oh my gosh, we have that like ultimately an important thing in common is he's taking too much stock in it.

And there are times where I'm like, I wonder if Jose thinks he's on the bachelor.

More on that later.

Granted, like I know what the show is, I know that like we do want people to be excited about the people that they are married to quickly.

But just something about it is very fake to me, you guys.

And like I said, I know y'all don't like me making fun of his height.

Some of you guys reach out to me. I hear you, but I also feel like the man is a unabashed misogynist.

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