100: Family Fiction (with Ben Schwartz and Thomas Middleditch!)

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2014

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Ben Schwartz AND Thomas Middleditch join us on our 100th episode! They advise, they sing, and they... get real.
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0:00.0	Oh, if I were you, what'd Jake can hear me?
0:09.0	Talking bout if I were you, I said in the tear.
0:15.0	I said if I were you, I'd make up my mind real quick.
0:23.0	If Jake was you, he'd probably let you suck his dick.
0:31.0	Dick.
0:34.0	That's what the song is really about.
0:37.0	Dick, dick, dick, dick, that's what the song's about.
0:42.0	Oh, Jake's old dick.
0:45.0	It's got a nasty, I saw it in the shower yesterday.
0:50.0	It's ways and flows like this, but you don't know until you see him piss.
0:57.0	Holding hands, looking at each other in the eyes and kissing.
1:03.0	That's where we hold each other's hands.
1:06.0	We look at each other's eyes and we kiss for dudes kissing.
1:13.0	I were you.
1:16.0	For dudes kissing.
1:22.0	Staring in each other's eyes if I were you.
1:31.0	That was so bad.
1:36.0	Thomas Middleditch and Ben Schwartz.
1:38.0	Jake on guitar.
1:39.0	Thank you.
1:40.0	First guest who ever recorded their own intro music.
1:44.0	That was really good.
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