Hey y'all, who's coming to Tammy's pontoon party? It's a cruise to coast of Miami, Mexico.

Hope to see you there. And go see our pal, Jeremiah Walkins live on tour. In Conroe, Texas,

Albany, New York, Los Angeles, California, Paris and Tyler, Texas, Dallas and Fort Worth, Texas,

Toledo, Ohio, New York City for two stand-up on the spot nights, Syracuse, New York,

Lake Charles, Louisiana, Lafayette, Louisiana, Mobile Alabama, New Orleans, Louisiana, Austin,

Texas, Tulsa, Oklahoma, Des Moines, Iowa, and more dates to be added at jeremiah walkins.com.

And make sure you check out our new merch at eatmytrash.com

the tammy centibite shirt, the win in doubt fall of the trout shirt, and the pure primal

shirt available now. Thanks so much for watching and subscribing y'all. We love ya!

It's high fortune! We love it. Hey y'all, and welcome to the 100th episode of trailer tales.

It is me, Dave Gunther, and I could not feel more blessed to be with y'all today.

To my left is a childhood crush of yours as well as mine, and an adulthood crush as well.

She is the princess of every realm.

She is loved by not only the people who she is sandwiched between,

but by every person who has encountered her on this earth

and every realm, it is.

Miss Crystal.

And to her left is everybody's queen, someone who has iconized blue shorts across

not only the U.S., but the entire world. Her calendars have been sold out everywhere in every country, every year that she

puts them out since the beginning of when she decided to start that business.

She's got the most rocking body and an even more rocking personality, and she's not only my

best friend, but yours as well.

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