Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I am recording my podcast, Who's Paying Attention? We are actually up to

episode 100. So thank you for listening and supporting it and all that good stuff. And,

well, let's get started. I am actually

recording from a cruise ship sitting at port in St. Thomas. So I got to say today, life is good.

I'm in the middle of the smooth jazz cruise. A lot of you who are fans or follow my Facebook

or Twitter, know that I do a few of these cruises a year, and it seems like I'm always at sea

from January through February and March.

But let's face it, I do four cruises in seven weeks, so I kind of am always at sea,

and I'm not complaining.

Sorry if you're still shoveling snow.

I don't know what to tell you.

You know, Boston, I don't know what to tell you. You know,

Boston, I don't know. Maybe you have those underinflated footballs and as payback, karma gives you a lot of snow. I don't know. I don't know. But anyway, here I am in St. Thomas. Life is good.

It is beautiful. One thing about working on a cruise ship, and if you've ever been on a cruise, you know this.

The internet, at best, is the speed of 1998 dial-up.

It is slow.

I don't have access to information and communication as usual.

So I get this daily newspaper on the ship, and I read it. It's kind of going

old school. Actually reading a newspaper. Kids, you Google that. You'll see how we used to get our

news. But anyway, it's in reading it, I don't even know, man. It's like, well, you know, maybe it's

not so bad being gone. I'm going to start with

Obamacare because why wouldn't I? I don't understand and I truly don't understand the

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