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Face Jam

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Food, Society & Culture

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2024

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Our Heroes are completely independent and on Patreon! Here's a rundown of what you can expect from them and what they're doing. We 100% appreciate your support, even if it's just listening to the podcast. Thank you. Support us directly Patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord, stay up to date, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi everyone, it's your favorite online content creators sitting on a couch, talking directly to the camera,
0:07.6	which can only mean one thing. We're sorry.
0:10.7	No, no, no, no, no.
0:11.5	There's a Patreon announcement. Oh, great news. Can we get like the lighting a little brighter?
0:17.0	We are announcing that face jam. What?
0:20.0	It's becoming 100% eat and not only that
0:23.0	Get that show off your head.
0:24.0	We are launching our Patreon for 100% eat
0:28.0	which used to be face jam but is now a different name.
0:30.0	Right.
0:31.0	What do you get for signing up for this patron?
0:32.8	What are the tears?
0:33.4	Go, tell Michael like he's the audience.
0:35.1	Oh, Jordan, let's say I didn't know what it was.
0:38.0	Pretend that I have no idea what's happening around me.
0:40.7	I'll try to imagine that world. So at the five dollar tier we call that the bug tier you
0:46.9	get to directly support us you help us keep the lights on keep the food coming, you know, cost money.
0:54.3	And you get access to our discord serve
0:57.8	that we're starting, and you get a priority food court submission. We'll put out a little form and you'll get to the front of the line so that you can know if you are a loved one is committing a food crime.
1:10.5	Man that's a lot of stuff for $5, but is that our only tier?
1:14.0	Yep, that's it.
1:15.0	No, it's not. You're the audience you don't know.
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