Today marks Donald's 100th year in office, sorry, day, day.

It's the 100th day of the Trump regime.

Wouldn't you know, Fox is already throwing a party over his major accomplishments.

And just in case you couldn't tell, the word major is in quotes.

Last night on Sean Hannity's show on the Propaganda Network, he proudly listed the Trump

regime's biggest achievements so far.

I hope you're sitting down because I had lost track as well. There's just so much

declassified the JFK files ended this is my favorite ended federal support for paper straws

those evil little buggards and he ended production of the penny. I, honestly, could not be more proud of my uncle.

But honestly, I think Donald and the Nazi party, his Nazi party, are being way too, way

too modest. They've accomplished so, so, so much

more. So let's look at those accomplishments in the first hundred centuries, sorry, days.

First up, he has totally isolated the United States of America from our closest trading partners.

Well done. Thanks to Donald's tariffs,

Canada now openly reviles what had hereto forbid its closest friend, ally, and neighbor.

Yes, that would be us, the United States of America, hated by Canadians. Canadians don't

hate anything, except us, no. In fact,

just last night, the liberal candidate Mark Carney seized victory as Canada's new prime minister,

powered. Seriously, we can make this direct connection by united hatred of Donald.

Yes, do not ever let anybody tell you that Donald Trump is a divider.

He united the entire country of Canada against us.

In his victory speech, Cardi made it close.

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