Dad, I'm hungry!

Right, what do I cook for tea?

Er, McCain chips. These will be good.

You know they'll come out nice and crispy if you cook them in a rye fryer?

Just say, Alexa, open McCain and Alexa will help you.

What? You mean if I say Alexa, open McCain? Alexa will open the bag of chips for me.

Not literally open the bag of chips for your dad, but Alexa can tell you how to cook them

and give you ideas for tea.

Ah, okay. Alexa, open McCain.

Well done, dad. Such a tech wizard.

Chip, chip, hooray.

Crispy f-ripe perfection with McCain.

This was all circulating around the base that a giant had been killed, but no one was supposed to talk about it.

I saw three long, bony fingers, leash up underneath the door, hurl up the rabbit, and then disappear.

When he came over to me, dude, he slithered over to me.

And this giant comes out of the cave where they're all frozen.

And he starts running and firing up this giant.

With the giant moves, he's got a spear in one hand and he's running really fast.

And spears, danics.

Pulls him up like this.

Somebody else shoot him in the face, shoot him in the face, they basically decapitate him.

Got sparsers, got sparsers, got sparsers, when he's got about 15 years away from me, I raised that 4G, my blows his head off.

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