Okay, we have a real problem here.

You're waking up with Sarah and Vinny.

Freaking amazing.

Alice at 973.

Here are less than 10 things that happened 10 years ago this week. Oh, okay. We never get to all of them. Some of them aren't that great. So there's always one where you got. It's fun though to look back in 10 years. I should have skipped that. and this is funny because I remember there have been things in life that do this other than the Burger King Halloween Whopper.

Oh.

Burger King's Halloween Whopper was turning people's poop green.

Now, the thing that did that in my life was grape Kool-Aid.

Oh, turn it green.

Mm-hmm.

Green?

Yep.

Hmm. They're just food coloring. Like white green? No. More like a dark green, actually. Like an army green? Food coloring and the black bun was to blame for people's green poop, but you can imagine they had a burger and then went, oh i mean we don't want to get into the details but people will check themselves you know that looks healthy enough

job me look at what i did everybody take a picture you just want it to be you know

properly formed and you know and not overly smelly.

And you go, well, that looks like everything's a-okay.

Right.

No need to go to the doctor.

Except when you look in there and see green.

Anyway, that was 10 years ago this week.

Well, they gave us a nice Halloween scare.

Burger King put out the Halloween Whopper and the people said, uh-oh.

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