You guys ever heard a word that sounds oddly naughty, but it's not?

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah, like the cum quant.

Let's run down it.

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Ten are more words that sound naughty but aren't.

I can remember way back in seventh grade history class.

Mr. Reed was a good teacher, though I'm convinced he was already in his 70s.

What with his Caesar ring hair, bad posture, and pea soup green grandpa's sweaters.

Anywho, of course, there are a few rambunctious ne'er-do wells with their adolescent hormones

all the rage.

So imagine how the word titillate went over with a class of fart launching, smelly, dirty

sock-wearing dregs of society.

To be clear, titillate means to stimulate or excite potentially in the rousing fashion.

I prefer to use fishing references, so here's a life lesson all you budding perverts should be aware of.

If it smells like fish, it's a dish.

If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

God.

Thank you, VD.

So these are words that sound naughty but aren't.

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