You guys ever run into that person that just doesn't stop talking?

Yeah.

You know, they just ramble on no matter how many cues that you give them.

Yep.

What if I told you that there's a way to get out of that conversation?

Violence?

Pretty much.

The minstrup top ten!

A gentleman's guide to getting out of a conversation in ten or more ways.

This one's a surefire winner.

When old Gary comes by, you know he's got nothing good to say.

He just wants to talk about Gary's stuff,

like how he built a glass cabinet so he could display his collection of tax and dermic chipmunks.

So here's what you do with all I wear my pants too high around my waist, highlighting my egg-shaped torso gary takes a stroll in your direction.

You take a big gulp of whatever beverage you have nearby.

Then you fake a choking fit.

You spin up all over a sensible, elastic, wasted ducky brown

polyester chinos. Not today, Satan.

Thank you, B.D. So these are the ten gentlemanly ways to exit a conversation without just telling him to shut up.

You've got the classic party bail. You know, you're at the party setting and you've got that guy that just, he's bending your ear a little too doggone much. They say, use an excuse that sounds social and non-confrontational. If you're solo, just finish your drink and say that you're heading to get a refill. Nobody argues with a drink. If you're with somebody, give him the classic. I got to go find my wife. Ooh, that's a good one. Right. Just a quick little deflection of, oh, hey, wait a minute.

Is that hurt right there?

Oh! If you're with somebody, give him the classic. I got to go find my wife. Ooh, that's a good one.

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