Does anybody know what month it is?

I know that it is August.

Does anybody know what month it is?

Oh, you know what?

I do know this one.

What you got?

I think it's like romance month or something.

Romance Awareness Month.

Very good, Teddy.

All right.

That's for real.

Why do you know this?

I'm not shocked you.

You don't know it.

No, we don't.

You know us. No, we do not? But how do you know it? Well, while single, you got to know this stuff to hopefully meet a lady. Oh, my God. You know it is romantic. I'm single. And there's... I don't know this. Well, good news, Miles are some romantic stuff you can do on the cheap. Okay. The Mitch room top ten. The Mitch room top ten. 10 or more ways to be romantic on the cheek

I like to think of myself as quite the Romeo

Yes, hurry, sister, I can be quite creative

And how I show my little puddle bucket How much I adore her, from the tippy top

of her dry scalp to the corn-encrusted souls of her jacked up little toes.

Well, back when I was married, man, I decided to pull out a fresh roll of toilet paper in a pen and wrote her some of the sweetest words I have ever used on another human being.

For example, I wrote, Dear Dimple Cheeks, I want you to think of my love for you as you scrape your polypocket clean every day.

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