Ted, what do feet, Boston, and boxers all have in common?

Feet, Boston, and boxing.

That's right.

It's exactly right. You're thinking socks. I can tell, but we're just going to talk about the foots.

The men's room top ten.

Well done.

Thank you.

The men's room top ten.

Boxers suck people, Ted.

Ten.

Brilliant uses for old socks, according to experts.

As a former curious, adolescent teen boy, I can state with profound and decisive certainty

that after that sock has taken the abuse of what a

budding horn dog does with it, the only thing you can do with that sock is to set it on fire.

There is no force on earth, including the world's most powerful power

washer that will remedy

that crusted over

three-day-old chicken

Alfredo leftover.

Useable.

Burn it.

Burn it with fire.

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