We all know that there's unwritten rules of life, and if you're like me, you wish that somebody would just put them all in one convenient location.

Well, guess what, boys?

The men's room top ten.

The minstrup top ten!

Ten are more of the best answers to some of the unwritten rules of life.

If nine out of ten people like you, there's always one that doesn't,

and there's nothing you can do about it.

Most people are only interested in what you can do for them.

Putting everyone else's needs before yours only keeps you at the back of the line.

And the only person looking out for you is you.

So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Damn.

Or.

A little bitter today.

Today?

Been there for 13 years, man.

Yeah, you know.

Today.

Just it's a little extra spicy today, man.

There you go.

So these are some of the best answers to the question.

What are some unwritten rules of life?

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