Thrill what day is it?

Today is a national orgasm day?

You know what it actually is?

National orgasm day.

I thought I read that.

I'm trying to get you because I know how you operate now,

but that's not where we're going.

But actually where I'm going, no, right it's it's it's national uncommon instrument

Awareness Day and I was like you know what let's just run them down

The men's from top 10

the top 10 uncommon instruments. If they're uncommon, how can you possibly rate one over the other?

But I do know of a few uncommon instruments that I've

used over the years.

Skin flu.

Certainly the water filt

water filtration intake on a public swimming pool wall comes to mind

as do those nifty jetted tubs.

Both fine instruments.

And in a pinch, a paper towel roll and some cream cheese is pretty good.

Not the instruments we were talking about.

Baby, do we have cream cheese? You want to make it now?

So we're going to do something a little bit different on this particular edition of the

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