Guys, I don't know if you noticed, but I came in here awful grumpy this morning.

I did not have the best start to my day. I was woken up at 4 o'clock this morning to my smoke detector going off to no fire, only to realize that the battery was low. Two hours later when I was about to nod off and it started doing the beep thing, and then I tried to defy it and go back to sleep, but then my dog started barking at it I woke up two hours earlier than I wanted to and I'm not having a very good day and luckily there's ways

that I can keep my cool on days that I'm not having a good day.

The men's room top 10 the men's room top 10.

10 tips for dealing with people when you might be cranky.

Well, sweet, merciful crap.

You don't need a goddamn top ten list for this.

Have I taught you nothing over the last plus 11 years, Michael?

I've been cranky for a few decades now, and here's the trick.

You wear a scowl on your face 24-7.

When some snowflake wants to engage you in conversation, you just say,

listen here, sweetheart, the adults are talking.

Why don't you go look up a recipe to make your husband for dinner tonight?

If that doesn't work just ignore

them stare them down say nothing and wait till they get the hell away from you positive

friday yeah wow sorry vd i've learned nothing i've learned nothing. I've learned nothing.

These are tips on how to deal with people when you're cranky. Very bottom of the list, it's kind of the one that they always have to add in there that when all else fails, seek professional help. If you find that your crankiness is persistent or interfering with your daily life, consider talking to a therapist or a counselor because that's not a one-off. You're not cranky. you've got a condition that you need to talk out.

You've got something suppressed that you need to work out.

You've got something suppressed that you need to talk out and work through.

Yeah.

So when all else fails, seek professional help there.

But then they go with practicing relaxation techniques.

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