What's last time you guys went through a breakup?

20-some years ago?

This is going to shock you, but sometimes getting over that breakup is not an easy thing.

But I've got tips.

The men's from top ten.

That'll help.

Here's one.

The men's room top ten.

Ten tips for moving on after a breakup.

Look, breakups happen.

Sure, you're sad, they're sad, we're all sad,

but you might question what you contributed to this parting of the souls.

Were your toenails too long?

Did a stray hangnail get caught one too many times in a delicate spot. Perhaps you had enough of pink

I one too many times after being gassed while spulunking in moist caves. There's only one thing

you can do to get over this devastating period in your life.

Make sure you're stocked up on whiskey and cigarettes.

And I guess this means your side piece can swing by any time they want to now,

not just between 10 and 3.

Say hi for me.

Jesus.

All right, then.

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