So hello, my name is Simon Miller, I am the Bordeaux-Day Hall and I really, really enjoy goofy wrestling. I think it's for life. And what culture over the last few weeks have been very nice to me. They have allowed me to make a bunch of goofy wrestling videos. I think this is the last one we're doing for the time being. But if I get the opportunity to do more, I will. The joy of goofy wrestling is that we do have goofy wrestlers that will lean into it,

but sometimes you get a super serious wrestler who also finds themselves in a comedic position,

and somehow that makes it even funnier just because you never thought it was going to happen to

begin with. Like an eye all of a sudden grew hair, people would be surprised,

you'd probably like you a bit less, because life doesn't make any sense.

But otherwise, that's right, I have gone through 10 times serious wrestlers were put in wonderfully

goofily positions, but I thought I would give them to you right now.

Number 10, Minoro Suzuki in 2023.

So if you are not familiar with the Japanese promotion known as DDT, you have to change that

today, because I think one day everybody in charge

of that company sat down and just went, I think we should just entertain ourselves and that should

entertain the fans as well. My gosh, they hit a home run every single time. Back in September

2023, they did this again as well because Sanchez-O-Tagaki and Minoro Suzuki fought on a literal bullet train in Japan.

Now again, I'm sure you're aware of who Suzuki is, but his nickname is Murder Grandpa,

because people are so terrified of him, and you can go back and watch him in his MMA days,

and if you're not scared, by the end of it, you will.

That guy didn't give a damn, he is going to flog you up.

Here, though, DDT quite literally rented a carriage in the train.

It goes on for 30 minutes, and at one point, Suzuki goes for a power driver on Takaki,

and he holds him there so the other people on the flipping train can take pictures and celebrate

and then he drops him on his head. And as you can

imagine, fighting through a damn train for half an hour is just the greatest thing in the world

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