10 Things Your Server Hates

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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Society & Culture

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🗓️ 21 February 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Ted's Meat & Potatoes

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0:00.0	Time to open wide and sample Ted's meat and potatoes.
0:06.1	Now, here's your host, head chef of the men's room, the Ted Nugget.
0:13.0	Head chef and a half.
0:16.4	Thank you, folks. Thank you.
0:18.6	Now, off the time, I'll go out to the tables.
0:21.1	As I like to say in the industry, I'll touch a table, check in with people, see how they're doing.
0:25.3	You know, VIP guest.
0:26.4	Sure, sure.
0:27.5	Other guests, the hot chick.
0:30.6	Always.
0:31.3	Yeah.
0:31.7	I'm going to check in with her, you know.
0:33.4	How's the meal?
0:34.5	How's this douche you with?
0:36.3	Wow.
0:37.1	Yeah.
0:42.3	But these are 10 things your restaurant server secretly hate about you.
0:46.7	We're starting with number 10 because I know Miles and I are both guilty of it.
0:49.5	Thrill, I don't know if you do it.
0:52.2	Ah, damn it, Mike, Mike, do it too.
0:54.3	Is this the, your plate is clean and and no I hated it or something along those lines
0:56.7	that's exactly what it is
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