I feel like we've all been in relationships that you do your best and work your hardest to make sure that you maintain it, that you don't mess it up.

However, there are certain things that just get said, especially to us, man, that like, you can't say these things things otherwise it's going to fall apart in fact

ladies don't worry I got an entire list for you 10 things you should not say to your husband if you want to stay happily married.

For example, I want you to send a follow-up email, citing everything you and I discussed,

and I want to be cicied on it so I know you sent it.

If you think for one minute you're the only adult in this relationship,

let me remind you of a couple of fast facts.

1. I always do what I say I'm going to do.

And 2. Shove your head as far up your anus as you can and inhale till you pass out.

Now who's the adult?

Ass face.

Damn, that's a weird one.

This is another one of those lists, Jents.

I want you to remember that the title of this list is Things that you should not say to your husband if you want to stay happily married.

Okay? So first off, nothing.

Don't tell them that they should man up.

Society places stereotypical expectations on men who are often told to suppress their emotions and refrain from

acting in ways that would make them feminine.

Naturally, their masculinity is a fragile topic, so when a man is told a man up, it brings back

the awful values of society and reinforce the belief that men should live up to their

stereotypical hype. Never heard that one. No dude say to each other I've never heard a

Shakespeare. Yeah. I've had it said to me. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

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