I'm going to go back to the proper ways of communication and something that has been lost as far as the proper channels of communication in the current age was the invent of the cell phone mainly text messaging because people have learned, or rather they haven't learned yet, that there are certain things that you should not be doing over text.

The men's room top ten. The men's room top ten!

Ten things you should never do over text.

How about don't send vague text messages to your employees?

The one I love is come see me immediately.

Well, sweet mother, Mary and Joseph, what in the Sam Hill could that mean? Now you have to

sit there, panicked, and in a cold sweat, wondering what the hell you did. So you do the only

thing you can think of. You pull out that hidden bottle, take a good hard pull, try not to fill

your tidy whitties with mud.

Start walking the green mile

toward your pending doom only

to get there and find out they need

your help because they're technically

challenged. And the IT guys

know where to be found.

So you fix their damn problem,

roll back to your desk as the adrenaline crash

sets in, take another hard

pull and smoke a cigarette.

Also, don't send

pics, okay?

He's on it today.

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