10 Things You're Too Old To Do Anymore

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0	Gentlemen, what do skateboarding, sleeping in, and 20-year-olds all have in common?
0:03.6	All of those things.
0:04.8	They're things that you're told to be doing anymore. That's correct. So, uh, those continues.
0:08.5	Cummins, you're top 10!
0:11.4	Cummins, you're top 10!
0:14.2	Ten things, you're too old to be doing anymore.
0:19.1	Here's when I just don't understand.
0:21.9	Convincing people not to do dumb things.
0:26.5	Who cares?
0:28.4	Want to light that M80 from your butthole?
0:31.6	Go for it.
0:32.9	Want to drink a fifth of whiskey in 30 seconds?
0:36.0	Sure, your death not mine.
0:38.8	This is an arena I reserve for Darwin.
0:42.0	Want to stick that fork in the light socket?
0:44.6	Find by me. Your death means more fresh air.
0:48.4	Just do me a favor. Write me into your will first.
0:52.6	Moron.
0:55.1	Yeah. So, these are 10 things that you're told to be doing anymore.
0:58.3	Yeah, like that.
0:59.3	Excuse us shows up on the list.
1:01.1	Just to stop trying to make elaborate, unbelievable story.
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