10 Things We All Do When Nobody Is Watching
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 14 June 2024
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right, I hate to admit it, but there's a way that we act in front of people and then there's things that we do when people aren't watching. |
| 0:06.8 | And I feel like we're all guilty of a handful of them and in fact there's an entire list. |
| 0:10.2 | The men's from top 10. |
| 0:13.0 | The men's from top 10! 10! |
| 0:15.0 | 10! |
| 0:16.0 | 10 things you do when no one's watching. |
| 0:21.0 | Sometimes on the weekend when I have a little extra time to spare I like to stand |
| 0:29.1 | naked in front of the mirror and push my fat roll up so it looks like I have a flat stomach and think |
| 0:37.0 | to myself. I bet I could commit to working out and getting it there, but I'm not going to. Then I push in the fluffy dough around |
| 0:48.7 | my angry turtle and think, it does look bigger like this. |
| 0:55.0 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:56.0 | So these are things that you do that we all do when nobody's watching. |
| 1:02.0 | However, I might exclude miles and |
| 1:04.3 | thrill from this first one judging our past selves basically going through your |
| 1:08.6 | old social media looking at the old posts that you made the old pictures that you |
| 1:12.2 | posted up and just |
| 1:13.2 | cringing at it. Do you do that by what are you cringing at? What are the things that |
| 1:18.1 | you look at? Maybe your comments. I can, because not everyone, a lot of us get older and wiser and it is less |
| 1:24.2 | confrontational because you realize you don't care but if you look at post things as a |
| 1:28.2 | status that just yeah I could tell I was trying to be cool I was trying to sound edgy I was trying to |
| 1:37.5 | Fayed out mid-sentence and trying to be deeper than I actually was don't man. Everyone knew it at the time. |
| 1:43.0 | And with Facebook you don't even have to dig in the past. |
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