Jens, we're descending...

Jens, we are descending into fall, which means it's about time to dig through the attic to pull out decorations.

But we wouldn't have to do as much digging if we just got rid of clutter, and that's what we're talking about today.

Oh, all right.

The minstrup top ten!

The minstrup top ten!

So these are things a professional organizer would throw away if they went through your home.

Sorry, my finger slipped.

My apologies.

That's weird stuff happens there.

Things that a professional organizer would throw out of your homes.

I'm going to run down a list of the things, and we're going to see if you guys know that you have this somewhere in your home. Okay. Do you have worn out grilling gadgets? Worn out? No. Bent marshmallow skewers, the rest of the pizza tray. They would suggest tossing those along with anything shedding bristles like a baster or cleaning brushes. Anything like that? You guys got laying around?

No. No.

Just go ahead. Check me off for the list. Just check you off the list. I got one sitting outside. I go, well, I don't know. And I look at it and go, why don't I throw that away? I just don't get it. Old outdoor games and pool toys. No. I do have an outdoor game that I haven't pulled out yet.

I should have this summer, but I'm ready to.

I get a ball bag. So do I. I call it testicles. You know, softball, can of tennis balls, tennis rack. I have two wacky noodles, but they're in my closet. Wacky noodles. What do you have wacky noodles? Well, that's the proper name for a pool noodle. Well, I know that. Is that related for a five-gallon bucket so you can poop in it? No, man. It's so when you go in a pool. Oh, oh. When the pool did work, I used them in the pool. You take them like, if somebody's got a pool, you take them, you just throw them in the car Yeah, there's one of my trunk too. But I am also the clutter guy of this show, so

that's not a pool, you take them, you just throw them in the car with it? Yeah, there's one of my trunk, too. Yeah, boy.

But I am also the clutter guy of this show, so that's not a good thing. They say swimsuits and summer outfits. Say goodbye to that firework-themed t-shirt you never put on and those two sides of two small swimsuit cover-up. Want to donate your clothes? fill it back with items that you don't wear and schedule them to be...

I can do goodwill quite a bit.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm due for a run.

Yeah, I might wear this. I won't. I don't. I really like this shirt, but you don't wear it anymore. You haven't worn it five years. Put it next to your grill brush. Again, these are things in your house that a professional organizer would throw out rusty patio accessories. Don't have that. Burnt out strands of patio lights are not enchanting. They need to go. Many home improvement stores will accept them for recycling, actually, if that's what you want to do there. They say broken sandals. I'm sorry? All right, I'm not guilty of that one. The time has come to throw away of the flip flip flops with the snap toe peg And the sandals with the uncomfortable strap Or broken buckle They don't cost enough Once you blow a quote-of-crop out It's done I will say Kind of adjacent to that I recently finally accepted That I was not going to sew on buttons of shirts that had popped off.

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