10 Things To Thank Cows For

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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🗓️ 10 July 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0	Ted, what day is it?
0:02.0	Tuesday.
0:03.0	It's Cow Appreciation Day.
0:04.0	You're absolutely right, my man.
0:05.0	Cow Appreciation Day.
0:06.0	Cow Appreciation Day, those bovine friends of ours that we see out in the fields all the time.
0:10.0	Today is the day that we get to give thanks for the majestic cow
0:14.0	and in case you don't know what to give thanks for
0:16.0	I've got a handful
0:17.0	The men's group top 10
0:20.0	the men's group top 10
0:22.0	10 things The men's room top 10!
0:23.0	10 things to thank cows for.
0:27.0	Fun fact, the main stomach of a cow, the rumin, holds up to 50 gallons of food that's been partially digested.
0:39.6	Chew on that.
0:41.9	And because I can, What do you call a cow with two legs?
0:47.0	Miles?
0:48.0	Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs?
0:53.3	Steve?
0:54.1	Ground beef.
0:55.7	And why are cows so competitive?
0:59.7	Because the stakes are so high.
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