Well, to change things, honestly, I don't know how to make a segue for this, but have you

ever met somebody that maybe did something a little bit inappropriate on a funeral?

Inappropriate at a funeral.

All right.

I do not.

Who knew that there was etiquette at a funeral?

In fact, there's a list.

The Mint Group Top 10.

The Mint Group Top 10!

10 Things You Should Never 10 things you should never do at a funeral. For me it's quite possible that at the

reception after my father's funeral at this little Italian place I may have

over-embibed a bit too much.

It's also quite possible that I hit on more than one person.

I couldn't tell you if they were restaurant staff, patrons, or at the funeral.

Eh. What are you going to do?

I was grieving and looking for a little piece of sympathy,

something, something.

Don't get your panties in a wad.

It didn't work, okay?

I mean, the weirdest one I saw, and these were kind of distant relatives of mine is after they lowered the casket they sat there with

coolers crushed beers and threw the empties on top of their mom. Oh God! Okay!

Oh! I'm either they really hated her or mom said hey do the thing I know you to do but either way

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